Tony Soprano’s history, now that’s a fact,
I’m not sure what happened, but he didn’t get whacked.
It’s hard to kill that old amicable thug,
When you thought it might happen, they just pulled the plug.
That’s fine with me, I don’t need to know,
Let’s not forget, it’s a TV show.

Some thought he should die, he’d killed so many,
If you crossed old Tony, you weren’t worth a penny.
Since the show was ending, it wouldn’t be a loss,
But, let’s face it, old Tony’s our favorite crime boss.

But, listing his virtues would not take long,
When he had a choice, he’d do it all wrong.
He loved is family in his own way,
Not faithful, not honest, but hey, what the hey.

I think the shrink was helpful, she worked him by the book,
The stress attacks disappeared, and Tony’s a better crook.
She stuck with Tony through the years, it really wasn’t her druther,
And finally Tony realized, his problem was his mother.

I’m happy with the ending, I’m not one who whined,
I constructed the ending, in my own little mind.
The guy at the bar just had to go,
It’s a natural phenomenon, don’t you know.
With the family assembled, with Journey music and laughter,
For the Soprano family, it’s happily ever after.
               (At least for that night).